just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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