She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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