Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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