Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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