Yo dont text me then not text me
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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