We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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