I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just want nice things and good sex
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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