The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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