Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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