Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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