just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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