brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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