I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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