dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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