I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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