Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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