what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
tequila makes me forget i have legs
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Randomize
