And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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