He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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