he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
