Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
