what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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