im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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