you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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