also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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