David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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