My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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