Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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