did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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