Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
