So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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