I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just high enough for therapy.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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