Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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