Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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