ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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