i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Terrible idea I love it
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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