just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i out mim tonsoeep
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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