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(209): View more from California

Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.

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(734): View more from Michigan

swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.

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(352): View more from Florida

Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?

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(619): View more from California

My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months

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(425): View more from Washington

He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."

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(317): View more from Indiana

Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?

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(801): View more from Utah

His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.

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