either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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