Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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