i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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