Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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