Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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