big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
