what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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