Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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