I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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