Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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