This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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