Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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