I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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