I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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