just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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