my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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