alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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