i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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